I just…I think…no, I know some suburban white kid is going to wear one of these in the hood and get his arse shot. You know what, serves him right now that I think about it. This is what we’ve come to as human beings. The new generation, the hipster kids of the world, are going to buy the hell out of this thing to be ironic and make it a success. The Thuggie no doubt came about because of the Snuggie’s success due to “ironic” buys. If that trend remains true, just what the hell is coming from this thing’s success?!
I need to go dig out my apocalypse chest and prepare my defenses against Armageddon now.
Via Buzzfeed. I’m not going to bother putting a link to where you can buy one of these monstrosities, because if you’re reading us you’re obviously intelligent enough to not want anything to do with such things.
That is just…good lord. The video is fairly humorous but just LOOKING at that burger makes me want to vomit. And also try it. Then, probably, vomit again. Over 100,000 calories? WTF indeed.
I have no idea what’s going on in this photo, but it is a whole new level of awesome. I’m sure it was probably done as a Regis & Kelly bit to promote the Pee-Wee Herman Broadway show, but part of me hopes the pair just decided to go rob a store for kicks.
Okay. I only imagine this happened because some super religious kids that were brought up on abstinence programs figured “in the ear” wasn’t going to cut it. I have no idea if that’s true, it’s just a theory. This came about when last night I saw a commercial for medication to treat this stuff.
Now I’m off to try and erase “eye herpes” from my search history.